happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can I color on your dick again?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
we should paint friendship bongs
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