Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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