Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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