hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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