Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen