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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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(718): View more from New York

we need to drink 2009 down the drain

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .

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(615): View more from Tennessee

of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits

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(816): View more from Missouri

you were mass sexting so we took your phone away

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(309): View more from Illinois

Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen

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