I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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