Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
