if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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