Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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