jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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