How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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