fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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