Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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