I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
whose parrot is this?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
