Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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