So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Someone signed my nipple.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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