My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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