get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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