I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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