OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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