u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i've created a new STD.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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