I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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