i barfeds in our rink
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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