I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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