then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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