She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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