Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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