Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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