The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize