so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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