Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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