i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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