Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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