Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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