How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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