so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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