The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I cannot find my penis.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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