your room smells of hookers.
And success
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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