Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I smell stomach acid.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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