Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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