i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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