Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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