Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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