this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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