the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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The streets are paved with hand jobs
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