Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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