i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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