yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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