Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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