haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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