Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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