quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just high enough for therapy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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