No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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