Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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