Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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