David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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