I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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