Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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