she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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