we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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