I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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